JPhoenix84's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[kenya]

Favourite!

This is the first flash animation I have ever added to my "Favorites" folder!

DO NOT STOP making flash like this. IMO/This is why flash was created!

The song didn't get annoying. You mixed great subtle humour in there with the cutest looking lions and tigers I have ever seen!

I wouldn't mind seeing more musical numbers, nothing like Disney, but more of this.

[the owners 1]

Animation like this should be hidden away.

If there was a moral, I couldn't say. I honestly couldn't even watch this thing until the end. It was just too stupid and meaningless. Angry kids who wish to create visceral re-enactments should air them for self-help groups... not the general public.

Why did a man being beaten sound like a baby needing a bottle? Desperation, I'm sure, would not LIGHTEN the throatiness of a man.

cicla responds:

jejejejejejeejje

dont worry man i repect what you say and think...

thanks!!

[The Ring; Prologue]

You'd be banned if I had my way.

Complete utter wastes of time cannot receive respect in any category. You didn't even waste my time with something worth remembering.

Perhaps you're reveling in the wake of upset viewers and laughable ratings, but I believe in karma. Your seven days may be up sooner than you think.

[White Clay]

Effort apparent.

I used to do stuff like this, and I know how much time and effort it can take. You did tight. This was impressive. I don't get impressed easily.

I would like to see you go above and beyond with some string/wire work. Make that clay fly!

Keep up the great work. :)

TheWesternHare responds:

i'll get right on that flying clay. thannks for the suggestion.

[Eminem vs. DK Project]

Nope...

See, Eminem is a target for controversy and, of course, a little being made fun of... but, he packs quite a punch in most of his songs, lyrics being pretty clever and full of meaning. The least that someone could do when making fun of him is take some time to come up with something about 1/4 (bottom barrel) as meaningful. The anal joke has been so overdone that it rips away any score that may have been given in the first place. The whole thing was just a bit too kindergarten recess for me.

[Feminem Parody]

Bored one day?

The lyrics are weak and uncreative. The graphics are juvenile and keep me from even wanting to watch. The fact that you can't even synch words to music defeats the entire purpose of you trying to make fun of a musical artist. I would say it was at least cute, but, it wasn't. It sucked.

[ride]

Subtly interpretive masterpiece.

There are so many parts in there where you could give it context, give it meaning, but, perhaps... it's best left without the meaning.

[Arrogancy: Episode One]

Self-gratifying pimp

"Why am I telling you this?", "Bird with a broken wing"...? And - the voice acting!! Jeeze. This is just one of the most terrible things I have ever seen because of how unoriginal, how cheesy, and how ridiculously offensive in its expectance of praise and donations it truly is. It is entirely obvious to me that the creator has no clue where this story is going and is trying to pimp his "talent" to make money. Arrogancy, indeed.

[Arrogancy: Chapter 3 (SV)]

Nearly made up for the cheap stolen concept.

Only because the execution was done quite well did this chapter save itself from only seeming what it is, which is a mish-mash of very recognizable action sequences, plot devices, and characters from anime and video games.