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F' Fantasy: Random Battle F' Fantasy: Random Battle

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Where did Cloud's hands go...?

Heheh, yeah, Bahamut's legs, like-whoa! Anyway, it was pretty funny. Could have been a minute or so longer, but it was good.

Have you ever thought of how the monsters feel? Maybe it's random for them, too. They're on their way somewhere, and they just have to fight you... 'cuz it's random. That was random.

Good job. :)

scroodles scroodles

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I wasn't irritated!

I guess I want my money back... oh, I didn't pay anything...

It was good. Clever delivery (albeit inane content). I like this kind of stuff though. It was unoffensive but, yeah, really random and weird. Good length.

Keep it up!

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The Retard Collab The Retard Collab

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Last time I checked...

You know what's even funnier? making fun of stupid, shit-headed collaborators, who don't know their own feces from a 5. This kind of humour is on the outs. People are getting smarter (believe it or not). How much do you want to bet that the majority of your targets have twice as much - if not unsuprisingly more - substance than this? And, I bet they'd manage to keep glitches out of their flash too!

Looks like you know how to make a decent flash animation. You just haven't done it yet.


SquaresHard responds:

Flash by JPhoenix84:
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Looks like you havent made a decent flash yet either, actually doesnt look like youve made anything, so jus go on back into that ditch you call your home and go cry bout other peoples work more just because you cant do what they can, peace out noob

Recent Game Reviews

Energy^2 Energy^2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty swift, but...

Everything looks so digital, except for the pseudo-organic-looking flyer. It would have been cool for a few other elements to maintain that understated "Earthly" feel among all the electronic energy. Cool animation though, on the flying cursor.

I found the controls somewhat unresponsive, or at least not as responsive as I would have wanted. Fun overall, but there's potential for improvement & addition. BTW/what did those powerups do? Visually, I would have liked to see some other change in effect (powerup use). Thanks for the inclusion!

Keep up the great work! :)

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Interactive Boogy 2 Interactive Boogy 2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I'm nearly in love, though, can't stand "Boom, Boom, Dollar"...

From what I've seen so far, you're one wicked fresh flash user... not afraid to take risks and make an ass of yourself, and creative to the extreme. Ya' make me want to learn how to use this shit. I could give you some competition.

Damn! Forgot to check this one, but, in the original boogy, the songs could overlap. There's one thing, if you hadn't worked on, you could (for a trilogy).

BTW/you don't happen to have ".59 (Kyd Konami Mix)", do you? ;)

ultimate flash sonic ultimate flash sonic

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A little undercooked, but still tasty.

Where are the individual impatient stances?

Anyway, your implementation of grinding and upgrading boss battles was fresh in this package of old school Sonic. The music, although an old school feel was good, should have been MP3 and high-quality. I think that would have secured you a 10 for sure.

Recent Audio Reviews

Sugar Free Beatings Sugar Free Beatings

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Gimmicks aren't to shy away from.

Really, the combination of that cool effect (tone) that rang at the start and the pitch of your driving synth was like... bad. No analogy.

Trying to use that sound throughout the piece a little more would have seemed like a gimmick, but might have saved it from seeming like Turbo Grafx-16 music. I just couldn't take it seriously.

Here's where I may be made to be an idiot, but was this intended for parody?

Cool concept though, in the rhythm and build of it.

Keep it up.

Dearly Beloved V.3 Dearly Beloved V.3

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Know what it means?

Well, screen shots came to mind, so you were successful in that. Still, some of the keys clash slightly, and it makes the piece a little confusing. I'm not really sure what kind of feeling you were going for, and I'm not really sure what this could be used for.

Maybe the looseness is a good thing?

Keep it up.

Lova-Gurl responds:

thx i guess.........

DJ Runaway - The Lost Legends DJ Runaway - The Lost Legends

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


The intro didn't really suit the rest of the song. And, I can't tell if I liked the spiffy synths and pads only because of my dislike for the intro. Honestly, all I could really focus on was the abundance of crashes throughout the intro and most of the song.

I appreciate diversity, but, after a while... it sounded like at least three different tracks, unrelated. It wasn't too bad, but very inconsistent, and too many crashes.

Keep up the good work. :)

DJRunaway responds:

Then my goal was reached. My goal was to make an intro, that sounded like it didn't fit in there, just because no-one does that =) Originality isn't your strong point I guess. Anyway, the intro sounds like a very cheesy intro from a random clubmix, the "verse" sounds like something ripped out of a pop-song and the "chorus" sounds like a badhairday. You've made your point clear =) Now I'm off to listen 2 your music (I aint gonne be hatefull or sometrhing, I'm just gonne be honest, word). Anyway, thanks for the review man :)

DJ Runaway